This was originally written on
May 08, 2011.
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My mother and I are like a modern day Lucy and Ethel.
Yesterday she and I were visiting pops in the hospital and what
better way to brighten up a not so ideal situation than with laughter.
We sat there quietly making fun of my dads roommate with all of
his annoyances, laughing hysterically at his expense, poor guy - all good fun
though.
We were headed to the cafe to grab a bite and I walked out of the
room and used the foam hand sanitizer thingy and my mom was like "how did
you get that out?"
I said, "just push the spray part IN .. "
She was like "oh cool" and next thing I knew she slaps
her hand up at the bottom of the aerosol can and foam sanitizer explodes out
all over her and the hospital hallway, we could not stop laughing.
Quietly we snuck on the elevator as no one was around and rubbed
all the sanitizer off her clothes we were on our merry way.
The cafe was closed, so we had to settle for soda from the vending
machine.
On the way back up, we were in the elevator and not knowing my
mommy had just taken a HUGE sip of her soda, I turned around and said "ewe
it smells like poop in here"
She laughed so hard at that comment that all the soda was sprayed
out of her mouth and all over the elevator and doors. It was such a mess, but again we quietly
exited the scene of the crime and at the same time laughing hysterically!

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